Lucy: Queen of Pretzopolis

The Queen Of Pretzopolis
There are many legends about this infamous queen of an infamous land; most of them ending in sadness, misery, or with a certain protagonist or two being dipped in peanut butter and jelly, but this story is one of moderate happiness and Mindless Self Indulgence. No, not the act of sex, simply the band.

The Early Years
Back in the first ages of Rosstifarianism, when Ross was but a child, Lucy was born into the world. She grew up in a normal family, in a normal setting, with normal people. But she was kickass at playing the violin. This is what made Lucy stand out among all others. Where others would either go about their days in misery, or would be patrolling parks at night drinking 'frosty jacks' and 'bella' (evil drinks from the very depths of evil itself), she would be in her room, practising a rather extraordinary form of musical perfection. She would perform in schools and clubs, until one day an angel from the great lord Ross arrived, and said "Yo, this shit is cash." (transalated loosely as "Wow, amazing violin playing!"). This sparked the arrival of a new era in The Dawn of Ross.

Rise To Power
From then on, Lucy was to be noted as an important member of the Rosstifarian culture. She vowed to become a politician of sorts, to have some say in the freedom of Rosstifarians. After many years of speeches, violin playing and some inconspicous murder on the side, Lucy became prime minister of England. She became a strong pawn in the foundations of the new religion, as she would convince the people that Rossism is the damn way to go.