The Virgin Georgia

The Virgin Georgia beared the son of Ross, Toby Christ, without him even inserting his hoohah in her hey hey (even though he admits he rather would have, being the raging sex offender he is), and gave birth, along with a legendary tale, to a slightly beautiful prophet. Many people criticized that Georgia was not a virgin at all, but had actually raped a goat (there were some very strange noises in that barn..) and due to the odd structure of Toby's face, this theory was pursued for a long time. Ross was having none of it though, he smote everyone that speculated about her legs opening for farm animals, and had them shove pineapples up their ass for an eternity in hell. People would mock her, shouting things like "baahhhh", "Not-So-Virgin" and "Why the fuck haven't you payed me back yet?". These people, Ross declared, were blasphemers through and through. They had no lease of the earth any longer, and were transported to Uranus, just because the name of the planet is funny as hell, see how they like getting mocked for something that god did to them.

It is said that she rode a donkey to Pretzopolis, the main city of Rosstifaria, but this is pure bullshit, since Ross simply gave her two free train tickets to get there. Struggling on who to bring with her, she eventually settled on giving the ticket to a stranger on the platform. This stranger, touched by this kindness (and possibly his teachers too), became a willing deciple of Ross, extending his duties from simply praying to going out there and shouting about it like a damn madman. Back on subject, Georgia, having finally arrived at Pretzopolis, went to the nearest Premier Inn to check in (she booked her room online, unlike those idiots that ended up in Bethlehem of all places...) and later that night gave birth to Toby in the middle of a cabaret show. Toby was showered with gifts, including gold, myrh, and frankensense, which he sold on e-bay later on in life.

Not much is known about the great Virgin Georgia after this point, until one point where a newspaper conspiracy claimed she was in fact a religious prostitute, and Toby was not the son of Ross. This conspiracy was quickly ended when Toby himself transformed the reporters into dildo's, and gifted them to 14 middle aged women with the specific name "Agnis". Georgia was of course pleased with this fair judgement, and rewarded her holy son with a RossBox 360 and a pack of Oreo's