Toby Christ

Toby Christ is one of the top priority subjects of Rossism. Gifted with the ability to cure all sadness like his god Ross, he searches lands far and wide to spread word of the religion that could save their bland souls, and forever humble their hearts. Toby is to Rossism what Jesus was to Christianity, except toby is not a complete and utter pimp, no Toby only seeks to enlighten the human race to a more relaxed religion, where if you miss the bus you don't go to hell, so you can be who you want to be and not a bible bashing hobo.

An extraction from the book Hey Jesus! GTFO!
"Long gone are the days where Toby Christ would spend his average weekend bird-watching in Kathmandu and shouting at vending machines in East Devon. Now the philosophical son of Ross is spreading the word of the will to destroy all that remotely sucks to the people of the world! Inspired by the ways of the Rostifarians and noteably the Four Riders of the Rosspocalypse incredible tale of undying loyalty, young Toby set his dream to vanquish his mind-numbing schedule and swapping his regular Tuesday afternoon hyena-chase to happily sharing joy throughout the many kingdoms of Ross. Originally wanting to become the Fifth Rider of the Rosspocalypse, Toby was cruely diagnosed with Strangedonkeynoisetitus, meaning whenever setting rear-end amongst a saddle on the back of a four-legged thing that gallops, his spleen would grow 3.7 times its regular size, causing massive territorial fueds between the spleen, liver and kidneys. Distracting himself from organ disagreements and Bourbon creams (A favourite of Toby's), he would begin travelling the land on a mission to prove himself worthy of some role in Rosstifaria, using his rather intriguing sense of humour and vulnerability to a good ol' ROFL. Toby was eventually chosen to become the messenger of Rossism, and the forsaken son of all things random. Placing his hand amongst the sacred tablet of Matuku to make his oath and forever become a servant and a follower to all things LOL."