The ascension and enlightenment of Snopp Dobb

Once upon a time in the humble village of Montagu, there was a man named George, after many a year of monotonous task after monotonous task, George went on a journey, not the band, but a real life journey. A journey that would lead him to places yet unseen by his eyes. Places like the inside of the dark, loud, dense fusion of people, drugs, alcoholic beverages, and music that to many, is known as Digital. However, George had training for what was to come in Digital by Master Owi Kush in a town called Gotham. There were only two lessons Master Owi Kush had to teach George, and they were as follows;

1. Dance like a maniac, people will ignore the fact you are there if they avoid you.

2. Drink in excess, for nothing makes the mind more susceptible to the ways of the world than intoxication.

After one ethyl alcohol fuelled madness, and the aggression, sadness, and carnal tendencies had ebbed slowly out of his system, leaving only an alcohol system saturated with blood, George walked all the way from the land of Digital, to his peaceful and quiet hometown of Montagu. However, he was not alone, for following him hone, never to come out of the shadows, but never retreat fully into them, was the almighty Ross. When George stumbled, Ross picked him up. When George was angry, Ross calmed him down, and after a lengthy debate on the current economic climate, and bitches n' hoes, Ross opened George's mind to the musical melodies of the Rosstifari movement. After a long yet restless sleep riddled with irregular drum patterns and put of tune guitars, George sat bolt upright, terrified, yet calm, and one thing was clear to him in his mind, he could no longer be George, and one name, chosen by Ross was lingering just in memory, Snoop Dobb.

Snoop Dobb knew then that what he must do, is write hymns and songs about the Almighty Ross, praising his work, and godly achievements in word forms such as

"Praise be to Ross, For Ross is the boss, He may not have the body but he does have the balls."

As well as this well known favourite among rosstifarians titled 'I put my dick in her butt'

"The bird was bent by The Lord, And he unsheathed his big sword, Blah blah sex words, Ross had sex and sexy time"

It has been many a millennia since Snoop Dobb has tread the earth, and no one knows of his final resting place, but there is rumour that only the collective chant, by all Rosstifari, of his favourite words, 'ooh', 'ahh' and 'mkay', can his body be resurrected, and on that day, a foul boogie shall be laid down as a challenge to ALL who want to question Snoop Dobb's faith.

Will you be the one to answer this call?